3 Penises : 11 Days
These are the days that have gone by . . . Thank you for tuning in!!
Part 1 : Introduction : Meet the narrator.
Part 2 : The Burning Starts : in which Jonny, our hero, is introduced during an exceptionally painful urination. This time he’s had enough, and begins to take steps to alleviate his pain.
Part 3 : Foreshadow : that night, before Jonny’s doctor is getting ready for bed, he spots a most peculiar glowing image from the corner of his periphery. He tries to shake the feeling that something isn’t right, but ends up staying up all night . .
Part 4 : A Visit to the Doctor : Jonny makes his way down to the clinic, early the next morning. The corridors, painted with a delightful medicinal gray, lead him to a room of equal hue, where he is greeted by his regular doctor. He is instructed to remove his hospital gown so that the physician can inspect his genitals. After a short examination, the doctor explains with grave sincerity that Jonny is quite ill and will require a circumcision in order to regain his health . . .
Part 5 : Hypnotic Anesthesia : Jonny’s doctor has injected him with a syringe full of some wondrous medical-grade cocktail. The kind that brings gravity upon the lids of the eyes and spirals the mind’s eye along an ethereal channel, weaving among the depths of recessed and unborn thoughts and desires. Amidst his induced slumber, Jonny experiences a comfort coupled with a timeless fear, stretching for an eternity, that when the curtains of anesthesia finally arise, some things will never once more be the same . .
Part 6 : The Slices : While Jonny endures the perilous spirals of his hypnotic anesthesia, the doctor prepares to operate. Reaching for his scalpel, he notices that it radiates from an unholy shade of green. Once again his instinct blames some delusional phantom of his mind for what must be a hallucinatory derangement. He washes the knife off in the sink and goes to work on Jonny’s foreskin, operating flawlessly and meticulously as planned. After a short while of diligent focus, the doctor has completed the operation, but an eerie layer of some haunted miasma seems to fill his perception of the room as he notices that the wounds induced by the surgery have begun to heal right before his eyes! The horror strikes the doctor like a club over a baby seal, and he creeps out of the room while Jonny is still passed out . . .
Part 7 : The Growth : The doctor returns to the operating table after composing himself elsewhere. His sobriety compromised by his fearful apprehension of what may or may not be to come, he peers once again at Jonny’s groin. No sooner does he lock eyes with Jonny’s trouser snake than, from just above Jonny’s newly-lacerated shaft begins to grow another member! Can it be?! In no time at all, it resembles perfectly Jonny’s shriveled instrument. As the doctor’s bewilderment peaks, a THIRD pulsing throbs its way out of Jonny’s pelvic region, blinking its third sinister eye toward him! The sensation rouses Jonny who stands abruptly to his shaky feet, tears his gown from his body, and collapses on the floor in pure horror!
Part 8 : The Awakening and Plummet to Defeat : An hour passed, at last. Jonny stood and got dressed . . .
Part 9 : Jonny & Janey : Jonny heads to his home. His wife. His life. The walk home finds his back arched from tensed shoulders, his brow furrowed from attempts at digesting that which he had just endured. How will he tell his beloved wife? He knew of no man with such an ailment as his: to have not one but three penises? Janey comes around the corner as soon as he enters the house, dressed in provocative black, swinging her hips as she approaches his solemn figure. She brings their lips together and leads him to the bedroom, suggesting some post-surgery therapy . . . Jonny’s internal fears envision her on the receiving end of therapy, as soon as she finds these two new permanent installments . . . She slides her hand slowly down the front of Jonny’s faded jeans, breathing heavily against his neck. Her first reaction is utter confusion and bewilderment. Then, as her fingers trace a few more outlines than she’d anticipated, her expression changes to that of sheer horror, her eyes alone demanding an immediate explanation from her mutated husband . .
Part 10 : Explanation :
“My dear, it seems that something had gone wrong . . “
Jonny cried while pointing to his dong.
“Two extra peckers grew that don’t belong!”
He tried explaining then broke out in song . . .
Part 11 : The Three-Penised Man :
In the final chapter of our touching tale, Jonny laments about the changes that have become a throbbing new reality for him, identifying potential hardships in his three-penised future . . .
