1. Introduction

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2. The Burning Starts
3. Foreshadow
4. A Visit To The Doctor
5. Hypnotic Anesthesia
6. The Slices
7. The Growth
8. The Awakening and Plummet to Defeat
9. Jonny and Janey
10. Explanation
11. The Three-Penised Man

Today is an epic day. Jonny, a man touched by the divinity of genital mutation through freak circumstance, is finally ready to tell you his story. The Three-Penised Man, dances delicately along the shafts of topics such as urinary troubles, marital issues, the medical profession, and radioactive waste.

Music by Mark Klassen and Kelly Ruth